10 things I hate about you
I hate the way the team takes 3s without a single care, and the way we would have dominated the paint if Patrick Patterson were there. I hate the way you covertly rib Roy; come on, Coach, give him a break. (The Dean Dome's sea of ugly blue causes dizzy spells; how much more can one man take.) I hate that you're not as good a dancer as basketball instructor "Coach J". I especially hate the last few years of only letting 7 devils play. I hate your four-letter swearing caught on tv, on this I cannot lie. I hate that Shavlik, Boateng, and deep threat Taylor left, you probably made them cry. I hate the 3 National Titles and the 14 trips to the Final Four. Coach, I don't mean to be greedy, but...you need to give us more. I respect all that you've done, K, but it's a new day and time. I hate our lack of superior athleticism so much it even makes me rhyme. I hate it when you're not around in April, you should know that best. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close to my hatred for Carolina's success.
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Coach J is my favorite. "Taste it, work it, nasty."
Yeah, the 7-man rotation and the 3's have been killing you all. Not that I mind.
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